Two Saturday Satires - Mujo, Haso, Fata and Suljo

These jokes should provide
you with some comic relief.
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1.
Mujo and Fata are sitting in a cafe drinking coffee. Suddenly, an attractive blonde girl approaches Mujo and kisses him.

Fata, surprised, asks Mujo:
- Tell me, who is this girl?

Mujo answers:
- Well, this is my mistress.

A bit confused, Fata asks:
- And what is a mistress?

So Mujo explains to Fata that, in a modern world, every man has a mistress. Fata listens to him and falls silent. After some time, Mujo points at an attractive brunette sitting a few tables away.
- Look, Fata, there is Suljo's mistress.

Fata responds with pride in her voice:
- Well, I must say that our mistress is much prettier.



2.
It's wartime in Bosnia, and Haso is searching a local village. Entering one of the houses, he discovers an old lamp. He touches it and, magically, a ghost comes out from it!

The ghost says:
- You gave me freedom, so I'll make one of your wishes become reality!

Haso:
- I thought you are supposed to grant me three wishes?

Ghost:
- Well, you know how war is, and so on ..

Haso:
- Ok, stop this war. Here is the map of Bosnia; divide it fairly and stop the war.

Ghost:
- Oh, no, that is too big a job. That is for some politician, not a ghost.

Haso:
- Well, then .. make my Fata a beautiful girl.

Ghost:
- Ok.

So, the ghost brings Fata, then starts to look at her ... look at her ... and look at her.

Ghost:
- Haso, my brother, give me that map again!