Saturday, 19 January 2013

Some more Saturday Satires - Mujo and Haso

(Source: comediansnationwide.com)
1.
Mujo and Haso are sitting at a park bench.

Mujo asks Haso: "Why are we here and not helping our wives?"

Haso responds: "We don't need to - it's their job. They only know how to clean and have sex!"

Mujo stands up in a hurry. Haso asks: "Mujo, where are you going?"

Mujo replies: "Running home, my wife doesn't know how to clean."


2.
Mujo bought two horses but was unable to tell them apart, so he called his neighbour Haso for help.

Mujo: "Haso, help! I don't know how to tell these horses apart. They look like twins."

Haso looked at both horses and thought what to do.

Haso: "You can cut the tail off one of the horses and then you will know which one is which."

Mujo listened to Haso's advice and cut the tail off one of the horses, but, at night, the horses got in a fight, and the horse without a tail bit off the tail belonging to the other horse.

Mujo called Haso again.

Haso: "Eh, so both are without a tail .. Well, if you cut off an ear from one of the horses then you will easily know which one is which."

Mujo did exactly what Haso told him but at night the horses again got in a fight and the other horse lost its ear, too.

Mujo cut the other ear off one of the horses without asking Haso, but at night the other horse lost its ear, too.

Again, Mujo called Haso for help.

Mujo: "Haso, you are my only hope, help me however you know how."

After much thinking and carefully looking at both horses, Haso said:

"You know what, Mujo, it seems that this white horse is a little bit taller than this black one."

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